OHMYFORD
my drawings were there!!!
the "Hapiness is a warm gun" one
and another one that was deleted from DA
("Alfred bless you")

I also noticed art from
and even more
FUCK YES THAT CARTOON WAS AWESOME


only on newgrounds 

Tagged by
Yeah... you don't have to do this if you don't feel like doing it, I made this because i was bored XD

All rules:
1. Must post all rules!
2. Each person has to share 13 things about them selves
3. Answer 13 questions given to you and then come up with 13 of your own
4. Literally tag 13 people
5. You can't say you don't do tags
6. Tag backs are allowed
7. You must make a journal entry
8. Must be done in a week or you must listen to whatever the tagger says
9. Be creative with the title!


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13 things about me:

13) Anger and frustration are the fuel of my art
12) I'm not really a fan of realistic artwork or portraits, though i consider myself quite good at it
11) As a teenager I started to write a sci-fi novel called ‘The Wild Cold Steel’
10) I ADORE reading philosophy books! Michel Foucault is my favourite writer
9) I have a fuckin’ awesome leather jacket!
8) I’m horny 80% of the time 
7) I have a very low self-steem, but i can be quite narcissistic sometimes
6) I often compare myself to a demon
5) I never had a boyfriend, i always get friendzoned or shit like that
4) I would LOVE to visit Germany
3) I’m not very feminine
2) My psychologist thought i was too agressive
1) I wanna try ALL the drugs


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’S QUESTIONS

1) how would you like to die?

In the middle of a concert, right after playing my cover of A Tout Le Monde (Megadeth)

2) YOUR MOST PRECIOUS THING IN THE WORLD?

My right hand!

3) desert or forest?

I love the forest

4) what are you always drawing? and why.

Monsters and angry animals, because that's how i see myself

5) fav song?

6) I THINK I LOVE YOU. how would you react?
Listen, , I hate to break it to you, but what people call 'love' is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Break the cycle, PHangman. Rise above. Focus on art.

[totally NOT making a Rick and Morty reference] (?)

7) fav movie?
Pink Floyd The Wall
(A Clockwork orange and Django Unchained are right below though)

8) fav videogame?
I don't like videogames but... 'Bubble shooter'???

9) best artwork of yours?

 or   
Not sure

10) do you praise the lord? why not?
You mean... Tony Iommi? OF COURSE I DO!! Evryday

11) do you like this questions? ain't i a stinker
*pat pat* Don't worry, it's ok, nobody's perfect!

12) a pet, maybe?
I had two dogs, one of them died last week, so...
Only one now

13) your dream job
Mad artist/rockstar

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Tagging random people:

   

Tbh i don't care if you do this or not

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MY QUESTIONS (whatever)
1-      ¿don’t you hate Chemistry?
2-      ¿how do you think God would look?
3-      ¿Weed or LSD?
4-      ¿Would you rather fuck a living horse or a human corpse?
5-      If you could choose a new name ¿what would it be?
6-      In a scale 1 to 10 ¿How much do you hate Comic Sans?
7-      ¿Who’s your favourite dead person? 
8-      ¿Do you think your art represents your personality?
9-      ¿do you think i started the Great Chicago Fire?
10-   ¿FAVORITE MOVIE?
11-   ¿how many watchers would you like to have?
12-   ¿¿¡do you consider yourself better than me, asshole!???
13-   ¿Could you… share a rock song? Pls

 

Oh, well... I know I was extremly inactive the 2 last months but WAIT, I HAVE AN EXCUSE!!!! and... a good excuse, of course, you know... a... very, very good... one...
Ok, no. But the thing is: During December I was on vacations, and there wasn't internet in that place.

I'm sorry for the late response but I still want to say THANKS to my watchers and friends from DA, specially all those who commented on my birthday



NEW ART
COMING SOON

No, not the year. The "fucking year". No more stress for me, I'm FREE!


I failed the Typography test.
Maybe I even failed at Graphic Design because of the last project (even though I got very good grades in the other ones)
So I'll probably have to repeat all this shit next year... 

BUT. 
I DON'T CARE.
I'm still cool.

Listening to this song:


"I'm the top of the West!
Always cool, I'M THE BEST!!
I keep alive with my Colt 45..."

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In other news I just discovered a great artist
He deserves a like from you. Please, make Satan proud and give him a like!.
www.facebook.com/humorvergonya…

From
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DA RULEZ:
1. Go to this www.random.org/lists/
2. Pick 15 characters from any Fandom(s) you're into
3. Tag five or more people (nope)
4. Have fun
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So I just picked random characters I liked and these are the results:

1. Mom/Dad: Ren Hoëk
(YES, I KNEW IT!!!! )
 

2. Your sibling: Dr. Screwball Jones from Wander Over Yonder

3. Your Grandma/Grandpa: Scar from The Lion King
("Life's not fair, is it?")



4. Haunts you: Eddie [Iron Maiden mascot]
*sounds Fear of the Dark*
 



5. Your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Mr. Pink from Reservoir Dogs




6. Your ex:
Fritz The Cat

7. Your best friend: 
Beavis [because metal fucking rules!!]


8. Proposed to you:
DR. STRANGELOVE



uh.. wait, what??


yess


9. Your boss: 
Rick Sanchez
 



10. The random person you met at the bar: 
Alfred Alfer (because he is random, get it??)



11. Your Rival: 
Shrignold, the religious butterfly from Don't Hug Me I'm Scared



12. Gave you your first kiss:
Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction



13. Drunk and singing karaoke with: 
Stan Pines from Gravity Falls



14. Played 7 minutes in heaven with:
Rat Fink 




15. Gave you your favorite dessert: 
MOTHER
FUCKIN
ERIC
CARTMAN
why
god
no
.